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Paradigm Shift.
I have time!
Date : Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Here's the crab episode!
The other day my mother bought these three crabs home {live} and dumped them into the sink:

They weren't very big. My drawing is grossly out of proportion.
So of course, to clean the crabs, you have to KILL them, right?

Of the three crabs there was a weak crab who kinda got pwned after some poking in his eye {poor thing}. He started frothing at the mouth.
For very long.

It was HILARIOUS. It just kept blowing bubbles with its mouth, man.
I KNOW I shouldn't be laughing it's BAD but CAN YOU IMAGINE IT
A CRAB
FOAMING AT THE MOUTH

xD

There was a second crab which died at the hands of me bro. Nothing special.

THEN THE THIRD
was a stubborn, fierce crab. very fierce.
Our weapon was a sharp skewer, and the first few times where we tried to kill it it just used its pincers to remove the skewers. Pesky thing.
BUT after a bit of weakening it-- by poking it several times in the eyes
It got weak enough for me to

rar.
It fought to the end, though. Valiant.


In other news, my sis has a fever.
onoes.

Baby,top. || 5:28 AM

TORRID
Date : Saturday, July 25, 2009
Referring to the weather today. !@#$.
For all those people hoping to improve their vocab, that horrid word means very hot.
very suitable to writing stories based in singapore, don't you agree?

Today there was a very interesting episode concerning 3 {live} crabs, but since I'm feeling the usual bout of Weekend laziness I shall postpone drawing about it to later on.
Managed to overcome my lethargy to do SOMETHING at least
No, it's not studying.

Yay, $14.

Baby,top. || 8:19 AM

Huh
Date : Friday, July 24, 2009
Sometimes I have neither the ability or mood to draw accompanying illustrations to my posts.
Like now.
My ability is capricious.

So I shall blog in a normal fashion!

Today=HIGHLY UNINTERESTING
Except maybe English lesson. Mr Cheng and Sharon were back, so! Gapser+Tharon+MrCheng! {With an occasional dash of poster boy} The unstoppable trio! Hilarity ensues!

So to quote:
WOHWOHWOHwohwohwohwoh WOH

OhH YEAH. CHINESE LESSON.
As usual, us peeps at the back were having some perverted conversation.
it's ShaoJie's fault. not mine. Seriously.
I'm pure.
Clean.

Yup.

He came into the classroom later than I did {rare!} and then proceeded to ask the following disturbing question {after listening to Jiaman and Karrui talk about sprains):

You know you can sprain your ankle, but can you sprain your boobs?

Yeah.

Later, Desmond showed me and Daryl a pic of a xinmin scholar in that shiny black yearbook.
Which after awhile we realised wasn't wearing a bra.

TITS. WHY ARE THEY SUCH AN INTERESTING TO GUYS? WHY
It's not like we of the female race babble about their cuckoos {which they do! Disturbing!}


In other news {not so dirty news}
I don't know why, but I've got a single curly hair that's like, longer than the rest of its merry little friends.
Disturbing.

Baby,top. || 5:47 AM

/emo
Date : Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Today alot of people scold me.
I emo liao.

Dowan blog.

{Still not eating any pie, jiayun!}

Baby,top. || 6:07 AM

YEARBOOKS!
Date : Monday, July 20, 2009
YEAH so today we got our yearbooks

I seriously can't remember what they look like LOL. Anyway, they were like, black.
And kinda cool.
SO this is what happened after that:


.........
...NO, OF COURSE NOT. I kid. MAN, sitting next to shili is making me damn bhb.

HAHA I MEAN
This is what happened
Shili, after signing my book{THANK GOODNESS SIA}, was all like

And I was all like

SO WE DID
I went from this:

our first victim, Junyong.
To

I got more creative when the non-phys trio came back.
To

Jolene's book.

Weeeelll, half way through I kinda ran out of ideas and x_x

Daryl, was, on the other hand, writing in every book, "SHILI AND ZHILING ARE DAMN LAME"
HUH
YOU THEN LAME LAH.
WE VERY ARTISTIC OK.

Baby,top. || 4:46 AM

For lack of
Date : Sunday, July 19, 2009

wtb art skills.

{Still not studying! As in, zero! zilch! nothing at all! Quite worrying, not that I do anything about it.}
Welp, to everyone else who IS studying, here's a nice song to listen to while doing so.
{!listening to songs without lyrics while studying is better than listening to those with!}
Here

Baby,top. || 7:32 AM

Obviously
Date : Saturday, July 18, 2009
You see, after all my blogsurfing (I do this after every exam result release for obvious reasons LOL) I realise the general sentiment is this:

EVERYONE is like
/emo /wrist everyone is working hard I'm not boohoo sob sob I should too
My results are bad I'm going to flunk my O's etc etc {No offense!}
WELL peepos!
CHEER UP
BECAUSE
IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION

NEITHER HAVE I

... Sorry.
You shouldn't follow me. I'm a bad example.
Start studying at least a little now. {ESPECIALLY DARYL. Challenge me liao must work for it hor!}
Though seeing all those smart peeps in my class mug during recess is seriously stressing me out. You know, like Ly and LW and XQ and April?!!!
So yeah, learn from them. You'll get 8-9-10-1203855 A1s. {I know I won't. LOL}
STUDY!
JIA YOU!

Meanwhile, I've been occupying myself with

PROFESSOR LAYTON!!! It's terribly fun. And challenging.
Am telling myself 'will study tomorrow' over and over again. """OTL /no effect

Actually, why are you reading this!

STUDY!

Baby,top. || 2:39 AM

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