Here's the crab episode!
The other day my mother bought these three crabs home {live} and dumped them into the sink:

They weren't very big. My drawing is grossly out of proportion.
So of course, to clean the crabs, you have to KILL them, right?
Of the three crabs there was a weak crab who kinda got pwned after some poking in his eye {poor thing}. He started frothing at the mouth.
For very long.

It was HILARIOUS. It just kept blowing bubbles with its mouth, man.
I KNOW I shouldn't be laughing it's BAD but CAN YOU IMAGINE IT
A CRAB
FOAMING AT THE MOUTH
xD
There was a second crab which died at the hands of me bro. Nothing special.
THEN THE THIRD
was a stubborn, fierce crab. very fierce.
Our weapon was a sharp skewer, and the first few times where we tried to kill it it just used its pincers to remove the skewers. Pesky thing.
BUT after a bit of weakening it-- by poking it several times in the eyes
It got weak enough for me to

rar.
It fought to the end, though. Valiant.

In other news, my sis has a fever.
onoes.
Baby,top. || 5:28 AM